08 December 2011

The $254 Million Man

I just posted this on FB (to the tune of Admiral Halsey by Paul McCartney)-

We're so sorry, uncle Albert,
We're so sorry that you've caused us any pain.
We're so sorry, uncle Albert,
But there's no one left at home
And I believe I'm gonna scream!

We're so sorry but we just heard you signed with them,
We're so sorry, uncle Albert,
But if you can't get any pitching
We sure won't give a dang!
It could have been better, but I was in a hurry.  Feel free to suggest more lyrics. 
Two hundred fifty-four million dollars, for swinging a big stick.  Who'da thunk it?

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