I've lampooned Joel Osteen here several times, most recently over his mishandling of the question of Mormonism. But I haven't given an alternative, mostly because I hadn't seen one in the media that was worth mentioning. I still haven't seen one in the US media (imagine that!), but thanks to the Ref21 blog, I found a pastor doing a pretty good job of it in the British media.
Here's the link.
I especially liked his comment that we (humans) won't be going to heaven or hell in groups. Our eternity depends on what we do with Jesus' question in Matt 16:15, "Who do YOU say that I am?" (emphasis mine)